Freeware
A list of compiled freeware, don’t let the links fool you they are proper:
Anti-Virus:
a-squared – emsisoft.com
AntiVir – free-av.com
Avast – avast.com
AVG – grisoft.com
BitDefender – bitdefender.com
ClamWin – clamwin.com
Anti Spyware:
Ad-aware – lavasoft.de
Bazooka – kephyr.com
Browser Hijack Retaliator – zamaansoft.com
Hijackthis – spywareinfo.com
Hitman Pro – hitmanpro.nl
SpyBot Search & Destroy – spybot.safer-networking.de
SpywareBlaster – javacoolsoftware.com
SpywareGuard – javacoolsoftware.com
WinPatrol – winpatrol.com
Audio Creation:
Gungirl Sequencer – sourceforge.net
HammerHead – threechords.com/
Jesusonic – jesusonic.com
KRISTAL Audio Engine – kreatives.org
orDrumbox – sourceforge.net
Reaper – cockos.com
Tu2 – brambos.com
Audio Players:
1by1 – rz.uni-frankfurt.de
Billy – sheepfriends.com
CoolPlayer – sourceforge.net
DeejaySystem MK1 – deejaysystem.com
DeliPlayer. deliplayer.com
Evil Player – evilplayer.server-host.com
Foobar 2000 – foobar2000.org
iTunes – apple.com
Jet Audio Basic – jetaudio.com
Mixere – sourceforge.net
Mixxx – sourceforge.net
monoRAVEik – mono211.com
MoreAmp – http://sourceforge.net/projects/moreamp/
Musik – musik.berlios.de
musikCube – musikcube.com
QCD Player – quinnware.com
Sonique – sonique.lycos.com
Winamp – winamp.com
XMPlay – un4seen.com
Zinf – zinf.org
Audio Tools:
Audacity – sourceforge.net
Audio Grabber – audiograbber.com
AudioShell – softpointer.com
BeSweet – doom9.net
CDex – sourceforge.net
dBpowerAMP Music Converter – .dbpoweramp.com
EAC – exactaudiocopy.de
Encounter 2003 – waschbusch.com
GermaniXEncoder – germanixsoft.de
K-MP3 – katarncorp.com
KraMixer – kramware.com
MP3 Book Helper – sourceforge.net
MP3 Tag – mp3tag.de
Mp3 Tag Tools – sourceforge.net
mp3DirectCut – rz.uni-frankfurt.de
MP3Gain – geocities.com
mp3Trim – logiccell.com
MusicBrainz – musicbrainz.org
Rarewares – hydrogenaudio.org
SoundEngine Free – cycleof5th.com
TagScanner – narod.ru
The GodFather – otenet.gr
TigoTago – tigotago.com
CD/DVD Burning:
Burn4Free – burn4free.com
Burnatonce – burnatonce.com
Burrrn – burrrn.net
CDBurnerXP – cdburnerxp.se
CDRDAO – cdrdao.sourceforge.net
CDR Tools Frontend – demosten.com
Deepburner – deepburner.com
DVD Decrypter: dvddecrypter.com
Easy Burning, DropCD & Audio CD – paehl.de
ImgBurn – imgburn.com
ISO Recorder – alexfeinman.com
SilentNight – silentnight2004.com
CD/DVD Menu + Authoring:
DVDStyler – sourceforge.net
Smart CD-Menu Creator – cupidsystems.com
GUI for dvdauthor – videohelp.com
eCover – esoftware.it
Compression / Decompression:
7-zip – 7-zip.org
bzip2 – redhat.com
ExtractNow – extractnow.com
FilZip – filzip.com
Info-Zip – info-zip.org
IZArc – florida.plus.com/
KGB Archiver – icpnet.pl
QuickZip – quickzip.org
TUGZip – tugzip.com
UPX – sourceforge.net
Zip&Go – handybits.com
Zipfocus – skaro.net
Zipgenius – zipgenius.it
Defrag Software:
DIRMS & Buzzsaw – dirms.com
OpenVMS – execsoft.com
Whitney Defrag – whitneyfamily.org
Desktop Enhancement:
AveDesk – aqua-soft.org
CursorXP – stardock.com
Desktop Sidebar – desktopsidebar.com
DM2 – sourceforge.net
Filehand – .filehand.com
Glass2k – chime.tv
Kapsules – shellscape.org
Konfabulator – konfabulator.com
Locate32 – webhop.org
Lost Goggles – lostgoggles.com
MobyDock – mobydock.com
Panorama – ivory.org
Rainlendar – ipi.fi
RunFast – idiogensoftware.com
Samurize – samurize.com
SlickRun – bayden.com
Snippy – bhelpuri.net
TaskSwitchXP Pro – ntwind.com
tclock2 – inreach.com
Trip – glenmurphy.com
Weather Watcher – singerscreations.com
WinRoll – palma.com/
Download Managers:
Free Download Manager – freedownloadmanager.org
Fresh Download – freshdevices.com
LeechGet – leechget.net
Retriever – halogenware.com
Star Downloader – stardownloader.com
Sun Download Manager – sun.com
wackget – /millweed.com
wget – virgilio.it
WellGet – wellget.com
Encryption and data security:
Axcrypt – sourceforge.net/
Blowfish Advanced CS- bsn.ch
Cryptainer LE – cypherix.com
Eraser – heidi.ie
File Shredder – sys-shield.com
KeePass – sourceforge.net
GnuPG – gnupg.org
PGP Freeware – pgp.com
PicoCrypt – picofactory.com
TrueCrypt – truecrypt.org
WindowsCleaner – winnowsoft.com
File Managers:
2xExplorer – netez.com
A43 – shawneelink.net
Cubic Explorer – cubicreality.com
ExplorerXP – explorerxp.com
freeCommander – freecommander.com
Gyula’s Navigator – wanari.com
JExplorer – megapass.co
MeeSoft Commander – logicnet.dk
File Repair And Recovery:
PC Inspector File Recovery – pcinspector.de
ERUNT – The Emergency Recovery Utility NT – t-online.de
Firewalls:
Comodo Personal Firewall – comodo.com
etico Personal Firewall – jetico.com
Kerio (Kerio Personal Firewall is FREE for home and personal use) – kerio.com
NetVeda Safetynet – netveda.com
Outpost Firewall (version 1 is free) – agnitum.com
SoftPerfect Personal Firewall – softperfect.com
Sygate – sygate.com
Wyvern Firewall 2004 – wyvernworks.com
Zonealarm Basic firewall – .zonelabs.com
FTP Clients:
CoreFTP – coreftp.com
Filezilla – sourceforge.net
miFiles – simdata.com
SmartFTP – smartftp.com
FTP Servers:
Cerberus – cerberusftp.com
FileZilla – sourceforge.net
Golden FTP Server – goldenftpserver.com
GuildFTPD – totalshareware.com
Quick ‘n Easy FTP Server – pablovandermeer.nl
SlimFTPd – whitsoftdev.com
TYPSoft FTP Server – typsoft.com
WarFTPD – jgaa.com
HTML Editors:
1st page 2000 – evrsoft.com
AceHTML – acehtml.com
Aracnophilia – arachnoid.com/
FoxEditor – sourceforge.net
HTML-Kit – chami.com
mi – mimikaki.net
Notetab light – notetab.com
NVU – nvu.com
>PHP Designer 2007 – mpsoftware.dk
Selida – amaryllis.8m.com
Taco HTML Edit – tacosw.com
Trellian webPAGE – vendercom.com
TSW WebCoder – tsware.net
WebDwarf – virtualmechanics.com
WYSIWYG Web Builder – pablosoftwaresolutions.com
Imaging Software:
Ahaview – aha-soft.com
FastStone Image Viewer – .faststone.org
Irfanview – irfanview.com
Picasa – picasa.com
Shell Extension – firmtools.com
SlowView – slowview.at
XNView – xnview.com
Instant Messengers:
AMSN – sourceforge.net
Gaim – sourceforge.net
Google Talk – google.com
IM2: im2.com
Mercury Messenger – mercury.to
Miranda IM – miranda-im.org
Pandion – pandion.be
PSI – affinix.com
qip – qip.ru
Skype – .skype.com
SIM – sourceforge.net
TerraIM – sourceforge.net
Trillian Basic – trillian.cc
Internet Explorer Front-Ends
AM Browser – ambrowser.com
AOL Browser – aol.com
Avantbrowser – avantbrowser.com
Maxthon – maxthon.com
SlimBrowser – flashpeak.com
IRC Clients:
BersIRC – .bersirc.com
BitchX – bitchx.org
HydraIRC – hydrairc.com
NodeIRC – sourceforge.net
TinyIRC – tinyirc.net
XChat – silverex.org
Mail Programs:
Foxmail – foxmail.com
i.Scribe – memecode.com
Mahogany Mail – sourceforge.net
Pegasus Mail – pmail.com
PopTray – poptray.org
Thunderbird – mozilla.org
Anti Spam Programs:
K9 – keir.net
MailWasher- mailwasher.net
POPFile – sourceforge.net
SpamBayes – sourceforge.net
SpamPal – spampal.org
Network Tools:
CMDTime NTP Utility – softshape.com
Ethereal Protocol Analyzer – ethereal.com
Gencontrol – gensortium.com
hamachi – .hamachi.cc
NetMeter – gmxhome.de
NetProfiles – danielmilner.com
NMap – insecure.org
Ntop – ntop.org
PingPlotter – pingplotter.com
PuTTY – greenend.org
RAS Graph & Stats – flashfxp.com
RealVNC – realvnc.com
TightVNC – tightvnc.org
Ultr@VNC – sourceforge.net
WinSCP – winscp.com
Office Suite:
602PC Suite free edition – software602.com
AbiWord – abiword.com
OpenOffice.org – openoffice.org
qjot – xtort.net
TreeDBNotes – softviewer.com
Partition Managers:
Partition Resizer – zeleps.com
Ranish Partition Manager – ranish.com
SwissKnife – compuapps.com
TestDisk – cgsecurity.org
PDF Utilities:
Brava! Reader – bravaviewer.com
CutePDF – cutepdf.com
Foxit PDF Reader – foxitsoftware.com
Free PDF – webxd.com
Ghostscript/GSView – ghostscript.com
PDF 995 – pdf995.com
PDFCreator – sourceforge.net
PrimoPDF – primopdf.com
Photomanipulation and 2D and 3D Image Design:
3D Apartment Designer – databecker.net
ArtRage – ambientdesign.com
Artweaver – www.artweaver.de
Boxmaker Classic – bobyte.com
ColorPic – iconico.com
Deep Paint – download.com
Delineate – sourceforge.net
iIco – mintrasystems.com
ImageJ – nih.gov
Inkscape – inkscape.org
JPEGCrops – ekot.dk
Paint .NET – wsu.edu
Pixia – wakwak.com
Pixie – nattyware.com
PhotoFiltre – photofiltre.com
Photoshape – bobyte.com
Recolored – recolored.com
Seashore – sourceforge.net
Sodipodi – sodipodi.com
The Gimp – gimp.org
Tuxpaint – newbreedsoftware.com
Wax – debugmode.com
Wink – debugmode.com
WinMorph – debugmode.com
Programming:
ActivePerl – activestate.com
BlueJ – bluej.org
Crimson Editor – crimsoneditor.com
Code::Blocks – codeblocks.org
Context – context.cx
Dev C++ – bloodshed.net
Dev Pascal – bloodshed.net
Digital Mars C++ – digitalmars.com
Eclipse – .eclipse.org
Enigma – freeserve.co
ExamDiff – prestosoft.com
Freepascal – freepascal.org
JCreator LE – jcreator.com
jEdit – jedit.org
Metapad – liquidninja.com
Notepad++ – sourceforge.net
Notepad2 – flos-freeware.ch
Open Watcom – openwatcom.org
Pelles C – smorgasbordet.com
PHP Hypertext Parser – php.net
Programmer’s Notepad – pnotepad.org
PSPad – pspad.com
Python – python.org
Ruby – dm4lab.to
SharpDevelop – icsharpcode.net
WebMatrix – asp.net
WinMerge – winmerge.org
Pop-up Blockers:
Google Toolbar – www.google.com
NoAds – .southbaypc.com
PopUp Stopper – panicware.com
Privoxy – privoxy.org
Proxomitron – proxomitron.info
RSS Readers:
Ablion – fileheaven.com
BlogExpress – usablelabs.com
Feedreader – feedreader.com
FireANT – antisnottv.net
GreatNews – curiostudio.com
RssBandit – rssbandit.org
RSSOwl – rssowl.org
RssReader – rssreader.com
RSS Xpress – free.fr
SharpReader – sharpreader.net
Server Tools:
phpMyAdmin v2.8.2.4 – phpmyadmin.net
System Information and monitoring:
AIDA32 – sofotex.com
ATITool – techpowerup.com
ATI Tray Tools – guru3d.com
CPU-Z – cpuid.com
Everest – lavalys.com
HWiNFO – hwinfo.com
Gkrellm – nalens.com
K1 – free.fr
Motherboard monitor – majorgeeks.com
SpeedFan – almico.com
Sysmetrix – www.xymantix.com
WCPUID – .vector.co.jp
WhatsRunning – whatsrunning.net
WINAUDIT – pxserver.com
System Tools:
OnyX – free.fr
Time Out! – dejal.com
MenuMeters – ragingmenace.com
Growl – growl.info
Torrent Tools:
Azureus – sourceforge.net
BitComet – bitcomet.com
µTorrent – utorrent.com
Video codecs:
DivX Codec – divx.com
FFDSHOW – sourceforge.net
XviD – xvid.org
Video players :
AC3Filter – sourceforge.netr
AVS DVD Player – avsmedia.com
BsPlayer – bsplayer.org
Crystal Player – crystalplayer.com
Cygwin MPlayer – nicewarrior.org
DivX Player – divx.com
FlowPlayer – .sourceforge.net
MaximusDVD – maximusdvd.com
Media Player Classic – sourceforge.net
MPUI – sourceforge.net
VideoLan – videolan.org
Video tools and conversion:
AVI2DVD – trustfm.net
AviTricks Classic – bobyte.com
AviSplit Classic – bobyte.com
AviScreen Classic – bobyte.com
CombiMovie Classic – bobyte.com
DScaler – sourceforge.net
FlasKMPEG – flaskmpeg.net
GSpot – headbands.com
HDTVtoMPEG2 – midwinter.com
PSP Video 9 – pspvideo9.com
Riva FLV Encoder 2.0 – rivavx.com
STOIK Video Converter – www.softforall.com
SUPER – erightsoft.com
The FilmMachine – home.nl
TMPGEnc – tmpgenc.net
Video DVD Maker – videodvdmaker.com
Videora iPod Converter – videora.com
VCDEasy – aplusfreeware.com
VirtualDub – www.virtualdub.org
VirtualDubMod – sourceforge.net
Zwei-Stein Video Editor – thugsatbay.com
Web browsers:
Firefox – getfirefox.com
K-Meleon – sourceforge.net
Mozilla – mozilla.org
Netscape – netscape.com
Opera – opera.com
Avant Browser – avantbrowser.com
Web servers:
Abyss – sourceforge.net
Apache – apache.org
Apache2Triad – apache2triad.net
FastStone 4in1 Browser – faststone.org
HTTP File Server – rejetto.com
Sambar – sambar.com
Savant – sourceforge.net
SimpleServer:WWW – analogx.com
Smart Cache – sourceforge.ne/
TinyWeb – ritlabs.com
Xitami – xitami.com
Webcam Software And Call Software:
booruWebCam – booru.net
Dorgem – sourceforge.net
grabMotion – grabmotion.com
Pryme – hilo.dk
Skype – skype.com
Checksum Utilities:
fsum – slavasoft.com
HashCalc – slavasoft.com
hksfv – big-o-software.com
ICEECC – ice-graphics.com
md5sum – etree.org
md5summer – md5summer.org
MooSFV – ubercow.com
QuickPar – quickpar.org.uk
QuickSFV – geocities.com
General Utilities And Other Applications:
AdShield – lossepladsen.dk
AnalogX – analogx.com
AppRocket – candylabs.com
AutoIt – hiddensoft.com
BISS – bluetack.co.uk
Celestia – shatters.net
CCleaner – cleaner.com
ClipX – bluemars.org
Contact – isaacboy.com
Cygwin – http://www.cygwin.com
Dir2HTML – pc-tools.net
Dirkey – protonfx.com
EasyCleaner – inet.fi
EditPad Lite – editpadpro.com
EssentialPIM – essentialpim.com
Excessive-software – excessive-software.eu
File Transfer Expert – digital-digest.com
Folder Size Extension – sourceforge.net
Hamsin Clipboard – iisr-cnc.com
HTTrack – httrack.com
Inno Setup – jrsoftware.org
KeyNote – tranglos.com
Language Identifier – languageidentifier.com
Link Checker – relsoftware.com
Memtest-86 – memtest86.com
Money Manager – thezeal.com
Multi Install – sourceforge.net
MWSnap – mirekw.com
NetTime – sourceforge.net
Nullsoft Installer – nullsoft.com
Open Subfolder – bubblepop.com
Outlook Linker – teamscope.com
Peerguardian – methlabs.org
Process Explorer (aka ProcessXP) – sysinternals.com
png2ico – winterdrache.de
RegSeeker – hoverdesk.net
Restoration – telus.net
Rootkit Removal & Identification Software -
antirootkit.com
Space Monger – werkema.com
Startup Control Panel – mlin.net
Stickies – finiteloop.org
StrokeIt – tcbmi.com
Syncback – 2brightsparks.com
Sysinternals – sysinternals.com
TextHarvest – aol.com
Toolbox – sil.org
TreeSize – jam-software.com
TuneXP – .driverheaven.net
Turbo Pad – sourceforge.net
Unlocker – free.fr
URLSnooper – donationcoder.com
Vim – sourceforge.net
WeathAlert – sunysb.edu
Weather Watcher – singerscreations.com
Winboss – bobyte.com
WordWeb – wordweb.info
XP AntiSpy – xpantispy.org
YourDir – primeoption.com
Ultimate List of Free Office Software from Microsoft
bhandler.spaces.live.com
Free Windows NT4/2000/XP/2003 Tweaks And Extras:
Extras – mdgx.com
Powertoys And Tweaks – mdgx.com
New Stuff as of 2007
Free Image Hosting
Photobucket – photobucket.com
Imageshack – imageshack.us
Da Playaz Club – daplayazclub.com/uploader/upload.php
Da Playaz Club -daplayazclub.com/uploads/
Movv – movv.com/prvupload/upload.php
Movv – movv.com/prvupload/uploads/
Reichnation – reichnation.com/upload1.php
Reichnation – reichnation.com/uploads/
Six-online – six-online.com/fileupload/
Six-online – six-online.com/fileupload/index.php
PCmunkey – pcmunkey.net – once they have there servers back.
xbox-connection – xbox-connection.com/hostedimages/index2.php
xbox-connection – xbox-connection.com/hostedimages/
Freepixhosting – freepixhosting.com
Freepixhosting – freepixhosting.com/uploadedfiles/
9ximage – 9ximage.com/
00gaming – 00gaming.com/00ImageHost/
Deanfarham – deanfarnham.net
Sighost – sighost.us
Photojerk – photojerk.com
File Hosting
fileupyours.com
Everything unlimited
datapickup.com
Max File Size: 1.5GB
File deleted after 7 days
freespace.filefront.com
Max File Size: 1GB (Files cannot be larger than 1GB or take more than 10 hours to upload)
Everything else is unlimited.
yousendit.com
Max File Size: 1GB
File deleted after 7 days
transferbigfiles.com
Max File Size: 1GB
File deleted after 5 days/20 downloads
spread-it.com
Max File Size: 500MB
File deleted if not downloaded for 30 days
ftpz.us
Max File Size: 498MB
Everything else is unlimited
thefilehut.com
Max File Size: 250MB
Free registration required
megaupload.com
Max File Size: 250MB (used to be 500MB)
File deleted if not downloaded for 30 days
updownloadserver.com
Max File Size: 250MB (Uploads will be checked by an admin before publishing)
sharebigfile.com
Max File Size: 250MB
File deleted after 7 days
filecache.de
Max File Size: 125MB
File deleted if not downloaded for 30 days
pushfile.net
Max File Size: 100MB
File deleted if not downloaded for 7 days
dropload.com
Max File Size: 100MB
File deleted after 7 days or after the first download (yep.. it’s true)
turboupload.com
Max File Size: 70MB
picapic.net
Max File Size: 60MB
nexmicrosystems.com
Max File Size: 60MB
File deleted after 30 days
savefile.com
Max File Size: 60MB
File deleted if not downloaded for 14 or 30 days. FAQ says 14, upload page says 30…
psychohost.com
Max File Size: 50MB
Everything else unlimited.
freeuploader.com
Max File Size: 50MB
ushareit.com
Max File Size: 50MB
sharefiles.ru
Max File Size: 50MB
File deleted after 30 days
wirefiles.com
Max File Size: 50MB
xshare.us
Max File Size: 50MB
app02.bonpoo.com/file.htm
Max File Size: 50MB
rapidshare.de
Max File size: 50MB
Download Limit: 50MB/hour
File deleted if not downloaded for 30 days
qfile.de
Max File size: 50MB
Download Limit: 50MB/hour
File deleted if not downloaded for 30 days
uploadhut.com
Max File Size: 50MB
gigashare.com
Max File Size: 50MB (multiple files upload option)
illhostit.com
Max File Size: 40MB
filebuffer.net
Max File Size: 40MB
Everything else seems to be unlimited
35mb.com
Max File Size: 35MB
Free registration required
Everything else is unlimited
up.li.ru
Max File Size: 32MB
File deleted after 3 days (2 months if file extension is jpg/jpeg/png)
sendmefile.com
Max File Size: 30MB
File deleted after 14 days
swiftdesk.com
Max File Size: 30MB
Free registration required
ultrashare.net
Max File Size: 30MB
File deleted if not downloaded for 30 days.
falcon.o-wh.com
Max File Size: 30MB
ripway.com
Max File Size: 30MB
Free registration required
mytempdir.com
Max File Size: 25MB
File deleted after 14 days
myfilestash.com
Max File Size: 25MB
Free registration required
myfileshack.com
Max File Size: 25MB
Free registration required
11mbit.de
Max File Size: 20MB
webfile.ru
Max File Size: 20MB
File deleted after 7 days
yourfilehost.com
Max File Size: 10MB
File deleted if not downloaded for 14 days
da_insane.boo.pl/d/upload/
Max File Size: 10MB
filesupload.com
Max File Size: 10MB
Free registration required
4shared.com
Max File Size: 10MB
Free registration required
come2store.com
Max File Size: 10MB
Free registration required
webfilehost.com
Max File Size: 10MB
File deleted after 30 days
filecabi.net/free-video-hosting.html
Max File Size: 10MB
File deleted if not viewed for 30 days
putfile.com
Max File Size: 10MB
File deleted if not viewed for 6 months
uppit.com
Max File Size: 6MB
File deleted if not downloaded for 30 days
zippyvideos.com
Max File Size: 5MB
File deleted if not viewed for 60 days
desearch.net
Max File Size: 4MB
uploadx.net
Max File Size: 3MB
filepost.us
Max File Size: 3MB
Free registration required
thefilebucket.com
Max File Size: 2MB (not sure)
Free registration required
storagefun.com
Max File Size: 2MB
Free registration required
flypicture.com
Max File Size: 1MB
File deleted after 30 days
bestupload.com
Max File Size: 600K
File deleted if not downloaded for 30 days
zupload.com
- unlimited download
- Resume Download : No
- upload filesize is 500 Mb




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September 19, 2006
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January 29, 2007
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